nbaoffseason:

Early returns on ugliest player voting:
Kendrick Perkins is leading DJ Mbenga by one vote.
Favorite ballot came from -thehourglass who voted Shelden Williams.
Shelden is sneaky unattractive, as you can see above.  Now, through extensive study, I can report that Williams’ head (from top of the skull to bottom of the chin) is 112 pixels.  His face (from top of the eyebrow to edge of bottom lip) is 47 pixels, accounting for 42% coverage.  Now those numbers wouldn’t be bad, however the placement seems to be the trouble here.  Lots of space both above and below.
Of course we cannot declare a winner without all sectors reporting…

um…they should get this guy checked buy a doctor because he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome but yeah its gonna be tough deciding between him and mbenga

nbaoffseason:

Early returns on ugliest player voting:

Kendrick Perkins is leading DJ Mbenga by one vote.

Favorite ballot came from -thehourglass who voted Shelden Williams.

Shelden is sneaky unattractive, as you can see above.  Now, through extensive study, I can report that Williams’ head (from top of the skull to bottom of the chin) is 112 pixels.  His face (from top of the eyebrow to edge of bottom lip) is 47 pixels, accounting for 42% coverage.  Now those numbers wouldn’t be bad, however the placement seems to be the trouble here.  Lots of space both above and below.

Of course we cannot declare a winner without all sectors reporting…

um…they should get this guy checked buy a doctor because he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome but yeah its gonna be tough deciding between him and mbenga

Source: nbaoffseason